Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

danneelwinchester:

why has no one made a hella accurate hogwarts vacation summer camp for teens/adults yet with the acceptance letters and the WANDS AND ROBES and the sorting and the common rooms and the classes anD QUIDDITCH and house points???? /? 

this is 2014, i have rights

Posted 8 hours ago

My class today

  1. Me: So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
  2. Students: He likes her!
  3. Me: Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
  4. Students: That is just how boys are.
  5. Me: Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
  6. Students: Oh, that's not okay.
  7. Me: Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
  8. Students: Oh.
  9. Me: Oh, is right.
Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
Anonymous asked

lauuuwww:

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

Best post I’ve ever seen

Posted 8 hours ago

cozycunt:

aureat:

"my parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat"

Oh